A message from skele-teal
How goes the job searching? Also, hi!

job serch is good! I start my new part time job at target tomorrow!!!

at 9 am >_>

A message from ben-c
WHAT DID U THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF U "TRIED OUT" SHOT GLASSES OMG

shut up mom I only had three shots of Jägermeister I’ll be just fine gdi

I fucked up

I really fucked up

I just wanted to try out my new shot glasses and had too many drinks and now I am tipsy/drunk

fuck

ask questions :P

BRUH WE GON PLAY SOME METROID FUSION
link here (or click the picture)
tinyhorsehooves will be joining me in the call ♥

BRUH WE GON PLAY SOME METROID FUSION

link here (or click the picture)

tinyhorsehooves will be joining me in the call ♥

tinyhorsehooves:

The buttons and necklace that skyecandi bought me came in the mail today <3 
Special Delivery Pikachu sure is happy to hold them for me. 

yayyy presents for friends!!! ♥

tinyhorsehooves:

The buttons and necklace that skyecandi bought me came in the mail today <3 

Special Delivery Pikachu sure is happy to hold them for me. 

yayyy presents for friends!!! ♥

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”